booze, boobs & clutchkicks


Welcome to my personal site where the adults need adults, and Starbucks and Redbulls are the only reason we even get out of bed!  
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If it's got alcohol in it, I've probably had it or some version of it. If you're the type of person who thinks Vodka/Redbulls and nightclub "cocktails" are actually good - you're what's wrong with the world. 

At 21, I had no concept of quality booze. I just wanted to try everything and get #whitegirlwasted. I have learned that the older I get, the more I realize what shit taste I had in drinks and while I do enjoy a well made cocktail or some hipster crafted concocted beer that tastes like Jesus's balls, sometimes an ice cold silver bullet is all I want after a long day of work and sitting underneath showers of molten metal. #muricah

Anyway, I grew tired of drinking over-priced, mediocre club drinks and shit-versions of Cosmopolitans (news flash, "bartenders", if it looks like fruit punch, it ain't a fucking Cosmo) so I branched out to try something that didn't make me feel like a bag of assholes the next day.  The result?

A sad bank account, but at least I drink good booze,
Wasn't made in my bath tub, but it will still kick your ass.

Strawberry Bourbon